Husband and wife were playing golf in a high society golf course. It was the wife's turn to swing when the husband goes:
Husband: Wife careful not to hit the country club building window with the golf ball because it will cost us a fortune
Wife: OK!
(Swing ............crash!!!)
And of course the wife hits one of the stained glass windows.
So they both head for the country club building door to apologize and pay for the damage. They knock on the door and no answer. They knock for a second time and the old heavy door slowly creaks open just enough to bring in view an old man in a rocking chair, an antique vase broken on a stand and their golf ball right next to it.
They both enter and apologizing in the same time the husband offers to pay for the damage.
Old Man: Well that is not necessary. Do you see that broken vase?
The husband nods.
Old Man: Well I am the genie that came out of it. I have been imprisoned for 2000 years and you finally set me free. Now I will grant you 3 wishes even though I am free.
Husband and wife very happy that this actually happened to them ask for the usual money, house and happiness! And the genie grants all 3 of them.
He says: There is an island in Fiji that is all yours with a beautiful house and a room in the house that the money never ends.
Husband and wife thank him a million and ask the genie if there was something they could do for him. The genie politely declines but they insist.
Genie: Well I have been trapped for 2000 years in that vase with no one to comfort me if you would permit can I have a night with your wife, after that I will vanish and you will never see or hear from me again!
After some contemplation they both agree to and the wife goes to bed with genie. At aboout half past two after a long session of wild intercourse the genie lays on his back almost breathless and ask the wife.
Genie: How old are you and your husband?
Wife: 28 and 30. Why?
Old man: And you still believe in genies?
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
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